Saturday, July 15, 2006

Excuse Me Michael


Dude is off his rocker! This guy from Portland is suing Michael Jordan and Phil Knight, the founder of Nike, for a whopping $832 million. Why? Because he says that for the last 15 years people have mistaken him for Jordan, and he's tired of it.

Like the guy has a prayer of winning the lawsuit.

The best line in the article was when the guy said, "Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan)." That's classic! This guy needs medication.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can understand his statement, when I go to the gym; I get accused of playing like “Kobe.”

Anonymous said...

Lonnie, when you go to the gym at Antioch, it's usually because you dropped a potato chip from up above :).

Anonymous said...

I'm a five-two white girl, but when I play I get mistaken for Micheal Jordan too! Who knew I could take up a lawsuit...Like Mike if I could be like Mike...what will I do with all those millions??
Sara

Jen said...

If that's the case I'm going to sue Jenny Jones and Forest Gump.If I had a dollar for everytime I heard "It's the Jenny Jones show!", and "Jenny, do you like peas and carrots?" I'd be RICH!
If this dude can sue, so can I, right!!
??

Anonymous said...

I would like to be able to just move like Micheal and Evan if its not a "Grippo Chip" Lonnie wont pick it up....It would lay on the gym floor...And Lonnie "I don't think so, i've seen u play ball...